N Reasons why You Should Send Me Scotch
You should send me a bottle of scotch (I like single-malts) because...
- I recently fixed a bug that you reported.
- It'll take the sting out of paying three bucks a gallon for gas.
- Your last upgrade to BBEdit was free.
- I got out of the way smartly, unlike that dope in the blue Expedition talking on his cell phone.
- Several very good friends of mine failed to win the lottery tonight.
- Scotch makes it easier for me to accept that the milled flaxseed on my cereal isn't brown sugar.
- It'll make it easier for me to explain why 4273390 really ought to be fixed.
- It would make my girlfriend happy. And when you think about it, there really is no higher purpose.